i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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