i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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