Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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