His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Alive.
So much puke
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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