Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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