He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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