Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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