So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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