how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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