Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She announced her abortion via fbk
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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