Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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