I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
Randomize