love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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