if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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