I want to stick my p in your. b.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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