Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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