therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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