hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I wish life had little blips of pornography
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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