One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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