honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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