Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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