Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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