mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.