idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.