WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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