stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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