Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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