Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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