Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She's the barista slut.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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