Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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