im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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