Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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