can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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