take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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