She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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