ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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