this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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