Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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