fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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