note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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