Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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