i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
