Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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