Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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