You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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