He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My feet surprised me
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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