fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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