Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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