we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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