Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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