Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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