Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Randomize
