Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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