Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
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