yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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