You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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