i permit you to call me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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