I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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