I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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