make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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